The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past(Day 2)

Man, another 'late' update. Well I suppose there's no harm, considering my current reader base. Don't worry though, tomorrow's update will not only be on time, but super long. I have a lot planned... but for now, this is what you get!

W-what? Is Link.. praying? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LINK!? STOP IT MAN, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

O. M. G. It worked? THE POWER OF PRAYER, IT IS PROVEN! DON'T LET THOSE ATHEISTS LIE TO YOU FOLKS, SITTING ON YOUR ASS AND PRAYING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN REALLY WORKS! DON'T DO ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN(Alienating any potential religious readers I could have had in one strike)!

You're probably asking... 'Wow, you skipped right to getting the boss key? What about all the stuff that happens between entering and grabbing it!?' There is nothing, ffs. You know, that's something I always found funny. In the later Zelda games, you don't get the boss key until they very end. It's the very last thing. It takes you about twenty or more minutes. But in these? It's pretty much the first thing you get. It took me four minutes.

The special item of this dungeon? One that allows you to pick up rocks. Yeeeeep.

Hmmm... this is odd. This will require me to use the most of my cunn-

Oh. Okay then.

Pfft. Three? THREE!? A small number. The last dungeon had me face far many more foes!

*Proceeds to get his ass rammed*FFFFFUUUUUU-

Medal get! Another step closer to the ultimate victory folks. Surely, Zelda wouldn't refuse giving us h-... nevermind.

Cya tomorrow.