The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past(Day 1)

So very, very sorry about the late update folks. By the time this gets posted, it'll be Friday. I was just having one of those days, and you guys know how that is, right? :Note to self, buy stress ball: Don't worry though, Friday will still get it's own update(Wait... who am I apologizing to? I don't even have any readers yet).

Now... let's get down to business, shall we?

Yes, yes. Unoriginal, I know. But that's how I've done it in every Zelda game since I was a kid. I mean, come on. His name is Link! You gotta do it right(Plus, I'm just not that good at coming up with funny names)!

Also, sorry ahead of time. Due to the time of this post, plus my still high stress levels, there won't be much commentary in this one. I need to hurry this one out and get to bed.

What's this? A princess? Trapped in a dungeon? IN A ZELDA GAME(Or any video game for that matter)!? Just one of the many shockers that await us. Truly we shall be on the edge of our seats about where the plot is going.

You know, this was something that honestly always bugged me as a kid. No, really. Why in the hell is there a chest in there with Zelda? Who would put that in a jail cell? It doesn't make any sense. Hell, there being heart jars in the unlocked jail cell makes even less sense(Since when do we want our prisoners to be healthy).

For some reason, this part of the game freaked me out as a kid(I was easily spooked, what can I say). I mean... it's dark! And there's rats, and snakes... and bats... hell. It still freaks me out. A little. Maybe.

To those wondering: Yes. I did pull the wrong switch first. Yes. I am a fucking idiot.

Wooooo. Just like a woman, already trying to rope him into marriage. Amirite? ...nope. Not really. I should be slapped for this, really.

I did quite a bit between things here. Grabbed six heart pieces, the ice rod, that magic sack, the bottles, etc. Where are the pictures you ask? Fuck you. Just fuck you. Also: Lol blueballs.

WHAT'S THIS? YOU NEED THE SPECIAL ITEM OF THE DUNGEON TO KILL CERTAIN ENEMIES IN A ZELDA GAME!? THE TWISTS, THEY NEVER END(Though snark aside, this would be one of the first times, huh)!

As opposed to...?

I'd feel sorry for Link, but he knew what he was getting into when he signed up for the business of rescuing Princesses.

Booya. One down, two... well... technically not, seeing as how there is... oh fuck it. There's a lot left to do. Sorry once again for the rushed/unfunny post guys! Or guy. Or... that google bot passing by.*Cough*

Cya again in a few hours.